Memes are everywhere

Are Everyone,

Are Every………..thing

Like the dao

Do you believe it?

Doesn’t matter, 

This is the lesson 

This post is technically not a meme

It is a pancake mix, and we share it

Huge shoutout to my platinum patron supporters this month – Martha M, Kevin G, Kia Spectra, Olympus f., Bernard, (+8270 others)

Looks awful 🤩

100% locally sourced from garbage 🌏

fire hazard 🔥

not washable 🧺

Won’t scratch floors 💆‍♀️

You don’t need to buy a special microphone to start your shitty podcast

why everybody talk like this now

they be like it hit different

Young people are such a vibe

Phone numbers will be the new email address, and it’s absolutely going to be a terrible thing

“The estimated wait time is longer than expected due to high call volume”

“The estimated wait time is permanently longer than expected due to no reason we just always say this now“

this poor decade will be defined by the annoying uniform marketing style of online mattress companies

”sorry its a mess”

what if we instead apologized because it’s not messy enough. Sorry there isn’t dirt and rocks and leaves and shit that our bodies spent thousands of years adapting to instead of plastic floors and fake light

I always tell my clients…

Intervene yourself. stop waiting for me or anybody else to intervene you and your bullshit

Only used one year!!! Originally $1100 but you can have it for $499

*I* can have it for 499! Wow!

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NowThis is trash

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today i sawed a door in half and turned it into shelves

#recyclerreusereduce #premeditatedmurder