We need to do away with video intros. Even 20s youtube videos have intro cuts. It’s dumb and a waste of time. I’m ready for an extension that skips the bullshit in any video

Dear Digital Marketers,

Step it up

Regards,
Me

What else do you want me to think, Netflix? This shit is everywhere

the internet is a source for addiction

Before we ban or try to limit access to it…lets think about other things we’ve tried that on

gambling, sex, weed, other drugs, alcohol

people do terribly stupid things to get access to these. It got baked into religions which people will violently defend

what if we could instead teach people about its potential dangers? How to use it responsibly? maybe then we dont put ourselves in a position to have to ban it

like health class in high school – lets show pictures of what the internet can do to a person

call to action: find a picture that paints internet usage in a horrible light

#defendourmemes #donttakeawaymymemes #memesmatter

we’ve also officially started volume 8!!!!!

They never asked a question…

“I need your advice”

bitch no you don’t

I was looking at this listing and wondering to myself why it seems so off? Whoever uploaded the image was brilliant enough to also include the unedited version, below. Notice the lack of shadows

Cemeteries are a colossal waste of space

White people, change your ways

They’ll come around eventually

old saint freddie / dharik had a thought

the gospel of Dharik II

The book of Dharik

Online reviews are never to be trusted. One combined star rating is stupid. Why?

Because white people will complain about the “atmosphere” of hole-in-the-wall places

Because amazon will show “top” reviews that encourage customers to buy instead of showing most recent reviews which consistently say the product arrives in damaged packaging

Because young people think “this place has 4.1 stars and 3000 reviews so let’s never ever consider the one that’s 3.9 star with 100 reviews” 🐑🐑 THE STARS ARE BULLSHIT 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

Because businesses just buy fake reviews. That’s why fakespot.com is necessary

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how do people come up with this crap

how do i come up with these brilliant posts?!

the meat that i eat

comes from somewhere i know nothing about

I did not catch the meat of clean it or transport it or prepare it or cook it, i did virtually nothing for it. i have no idea how much it takes to do that

I must learn and address this gap

i really dont want to

be brave

Memes are everywhere

Are Everyone,

Are Every………..thing

Like the dao

Do you believe it?

Doesn’t matter, 

This is the lesson 

This post is technically not a meme

It is a pancake mix, and we share it

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