Leaders eat last

is dirty

Somebody peed on the tree right next to where i was sitting at the park

Freddie, a dog, gets to pee anywhere he damn well pleases and it’s totally fine

But this 65 year old black guy did it and i called him out, saying “there’s a porta-potty right there” He did not take it well at first. “Smoking is illegal I do it anyway” “I don’t know when i got so militant” “Tired of people judging me and scrutinizing me”

So much to think about from that interaction

It’s the law…a dumb one

“It’s not my job to enforce it”

And what if somebody was beating the shit out of a child?

How do we draw these lines

Let us take a moment to remember on something that made many of us who we are today: the Wingdings font baby

Y’all bitch ass gif keyboard emoji keyboard warriors don’t even know what it was like to pull up the font explorer and manually scan for graphics that made no sense

when somebody chooses something over you, learn to celebrate. They are choosing what’s better for them, ultimately everybody should do whats best for them. You would want them to understand when you’re doing what’s best for you

girls: *dress like one of the boys from stranger things*

boys: *hair = perm*

One does not simply “get into tech”

Tech spreads to you!

“Congrats on making it to the next step!!”

Again, just stop

A new development in corporate linguistics

It’s offshore…but nearby

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

“__ brings people together”

where _ is literally anything

Food, cooking, beer

Gravity brings people together

Truly brilliant

This is what i’m doing with my body work

Don’t use dishwasher packets. Just use the powder. It’s cheaper and works better

Somehow this “what went well” “what didn’t” “opportunities to improve” is the standard

But I haven’t seen it work well

Here’s an idea: As a team come up with questions and randomly select a few each retro.

Some questions I like:

• What did I learn?
• What still puzzles me?
• What was valuable?
• What was costly?