the women of facebook marketplace never cease to deliver

”as for gambling, I don’t believe in getting something for nothing”

”man is a self-made product”

Bruce Lee back at it again with the white vans

“the price of a coffee”

“the price of a few coffees”

Alternatives:

• five bucks
• Less than an andrew jackson
• a burrito
• twelve bucks
• a domestic beer in nyc
• a vegan appetizer

”this is my emotional support gun”

one note alternative with html canvas and such

• Breathe through nose only. Otherwise it’s a struggle with lots of mucus
• If < 40 degrees F, wear gloves & tighten hood
• Count 1-2-3-4 or 1-2-3-4-5-6 repeatedly
• Run in grass/dirt where possible
• Avoid visualizing a goal/end state like “I’ll can rest when I get to that point.” Just run.
• Don’t drink or eat right before. It sloshes around too much
• It’s so much easier when it’s warmer (50F vs 30F)
• Huge improvement can be made in just weeks. I was out of breath by .5 miles when I started and hated it. Today I did .75 miles easily at a better pace.

Idea: Anonymous feedback capture for eng teams.

• Create ‘session’
• Add questions to session
• Send out link
• People fill out answers to question. They also see how many responses before creator can see anonymized copy of their answer
• Creator can see anonymized answers as they come in
• Creator can add new questions on the fly
• Can summarize all responses even further and extract themes

do the right thing. Enough to protect your karma

Slack will reverse its UI changes. They’ll have to wait long enough for people to forget the old Ui and until they come up with a “it’s better” framing

Delay them gratifications. It’s like holding in a laugh or a sneeze. You become better

I predict religion in America will make a comeback in the next decade

electricity is slavery of electrons

that’s fucked up y’all