New Jersey:

  • Drinking as the main thing to do with friends
  • Obsession with bagels
  • Go out to NYC and spend exorbitantly
  • Giants, who suck
  • A lot of fatties
  • Apathy to corruption

  • Great schools
  • Extremely safe from violent crime
  • Moderate climate — no real natural disasters
  • Close to Philly & NYC, opportunities and events