They never asked a question…
Month: September 2022
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Realtor marketing tactic found in the wild
I was looking at this listing and wondering to myself why it seems so off? Whoever uploaded the image was brilliant enough to also include the unedited version, below. Notice the lack of shadows
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WHO IN THE ASS WRITES THIS? -
Cemeteries are a colossal waste of space
White people, change your ways
They’ll come around eventually
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Potential rebrand incoming
old saint freddie / dharik had a thought
the gospel of Dharik II
The book of Dharik
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Online reviews are never to be trusted. One combined star rating is stupid. Why?
Because white people will complain about the “atmosphere” of hole-in-the-wall places
Because amazon will show “top” reviews that encourage customers to buy instead of showing most recent reviews which consistently say the product arrives in damaged packaging
Because young people think “this place has 4.1 stars and 3000 reviews so let’s never ever consider the one that’s 3.9 star with 100 reviews” 🐑🐑 THE STARS ARE BULLSHIT 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
Because businesses just buy fake reviews. That’s why fakespot.com is necessary
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Hi! I’m selling my walnut wood four-drawer dresser from Article (bought 2 years ago). Made with solid and veneered walnut, it has a really nice mid-century look. Four generously sized drawers keep your wardrobe in-check, while curved wooden handles make it easy to grab your favourite sweater when you’re in a rush. High-quality spindle legs add height and dashing good looks.
how do people come up with this crap
how do i come up with these brilliant posts?!
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the meat that i eat
comes from somewhere i know nothing about
I did not catch the meat of clean it or transport it or prepare it or cook it, i did virtually nothing for it. i have no idea how much it takes to do that
I must learn and address this gap
i really dont want to
be brave
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Memes are everywhere
Are Everyone,
Are Every………..thing
Like the dao
Do you believe it?
Doesn’t matter,
This is the lesson
This post is technically not a meme
It is a pancake mix, and we share it
Huge shoutout to my platinum patron supporters this month – Martha M, Kevin G, Kia Spectra, Olympus f., Bernard, (+8270 others)
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I love my new ruggable.com rug
Looks awful 🤩
100% locally sourced from garbage 🌏
fire hazard 🔥
not washable 🧺
Won’t scratch floors 💆♀️
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You don’t need to buy a special microphone to start your shitty podcast
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why everybody talk like this now
they be like it hit different
Young people are such a vibe
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Phone numbers will be the new email address, and it’s absolutely going to be a terrible thing
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“The estimated wait time is longer than expected due to high call volume”
“The estimated wait time is permanently longer than expected due to no reason we just always say this now“
